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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we
started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for
breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! The 6 year old flies out of his chair, tumbles across
the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there
until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
Cheerios."
I've heard that before in a slightly different format, but I still think it's funny.
Thanks for posting it.
Bob
lol nice
like it